What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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