haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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