Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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