I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I party with great urgency now.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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