He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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