So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need help removing her.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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