party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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