I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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