I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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