So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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