Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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