Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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