His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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