what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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