i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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