well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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