I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Randomize
