Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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