I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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