Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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