So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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