Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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