Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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