just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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