Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do vagina's smell?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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