ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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