Christians are straight up FREAKS
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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