if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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