We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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