Im at strip club and am horny
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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