Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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