Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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