I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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