i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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