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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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