he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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