He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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