You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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