I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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