Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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