I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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