She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The Olympian is in my bed
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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