You're so nebulous sometimes
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
