K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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