her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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