Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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