Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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