come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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