just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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