I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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