Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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